My B-Metro Column: Sunny’s Entertaining ~ Xmas in July, Baby, it’s Hot Inside!

 

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Well, it happened again. For some reason I thought that maybe, just maybe, baking the Southern Living magazine Christmas cake in July would not be as frantic as it is when trying to make it in December. And once again, I was wrong. But, when your nieces ask if you can have a Christmas in July cake baking party you don’t stop to think about the details, you just say it’s a plan! And, so now, I just make myself crazy twice a year. Because, let’s face it, with or without the SLCC, December is the craziest time of the year. And now, July is, too! The best way I thought to sum it up for you was in this little poem. So, here’s the latest scoop on our Second Annual Christmas in July Southern Living magazine cake baking party (sung roughly to the tune of “Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow.”)

Oh the weather outside is frightful

But the air inside is so delightful

Now that it’s five below

Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow.

This heat doesn’t show signs of breaking

And I’ve got a cake that’s baking

So I’ve turned the air down real low

Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow.

I don’t know what I was thinking

I guess I must have been drinking

I should have just said “No”

Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow

It sounded like fun at the time

To celebrate Christmas in July

So when your nieces ask you to make

A Southern Living Christmas Cake…

Just say no. Just say no. Just say no.

Just because it’s summer

Doesn’t mean it will be “funner”

Your nerves will still be shot

And the kitchen too damn hot

Just say no. Just say no. Just say no.

The whole of summer break

Is not long enough to make this cake

Too soon they will go back to school

I hope by then that it will be cool.

We won’t have time to make the garnish

On all 27 steps we moved too slow

But it should still taste delish

Just say no. Just say no. Just say no.

I think I’ve learned my lesson

That we should have started sooner

And so next time I will remember

Unless we start it in December

I. will. Just. Say. “No”.

Oh, boy—I sure hope so, I hope so,

I hope so!

You can see all the fun on my website at www.itsreallysunny.com

Until next time…Cheers! ~ Sunny

Photo: Billy Brown

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Sunny’s Entertaining: 2nd Annual Xmas in July! #family

I am happy to say that our 2nd Annual Xmas in July Southern Living Magazine Christmas Cake Baking Party was a success!

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with Sam, Esar (my niece’s lovely French foreign exchange student-who was the stand-in for my daughter) and Lauren

Last year I got the bright idea (?!) of getting the girls in the family together with my daughter and my nieces, along with my mom, to bake a Southern Living Magazine Christmas Cake. Despite the heat, outside and in the kitchen inside, we had so much fun that a tradition was born. However, just like the recipe for the cake itself, it takes a lot more planning than you would think trying to coordinate everyone’s schedules and get everyone together at the same time.

This year, the only time my nieces could come was the same weekend my daughter was gone to Chicago and my mom was on her wine cruise in Bordeaux. So, so much for everyone getting together. They were very much missed. However, we did have a lovely guest join us, my niece’s French foreign exchange student, Esar, who was lovely and fun and she was cooking in English- not the metric system!

Since my nieces could only be here for less than two full days, we had to look through the  catalogue of SL cakes recipes to find one that didn’t take a month to construct. (As you may have read here before, the Southern Living Christmas Cake is a serious undertaking and is not meant for anyone in real life….hahahaha.) We did finally find one from the December 2007 issue. It was a bundt cake, so it only used one pan. This recipe did not call for a commercially stocked kitchen, which I consider a true Christmas miracle in July! It did however call for red food coloring “paste”, which I could not find anywhere within a twenty mile range of me. I must remember to order everything from amazon from now on. So, we used regular food coloring, which if truth be told, I don’t think we really needed at all because the red and white peppermint candy that we made to be used for the garnish was so sharp it was like shards of glass, and we cut our fingers so many times that there was plenty of blood to turn it red. So, you don’t have to worry about trying to find the paste – that’s just my little Xmas in July “gift tip” to you:) Luckily, I still had some edible glitter left over from one of the SL cakes we baked a few years ago because it only called for something like five glitter flakes, so I had plenty of that. Which was good because, again, it’s something I can’t find anywhere within three states of me and it ends up costing something like $1.00 a flake, so, I’m glad I was able to use it again.

Here are a few photos from our party with some fun party ideas. Once again, we made more than just a cake, we made some fun family memories. And that’s the best gift of Xmas in July!

 

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The idea for our Xmas in July Baking Party was born out of the fact that my daughter and nieces were all growing up too fast and I wasn’t getting to spend as much time with them as I like, and they weren’t getting to see each other as often either.  During a conversation with my niece, Sam, she mentioned she wanted to make a Southern Living Magazine Christmas Cake. My daughter and I made these every Christmas for years until she went away to college on the other side of the country. Trying to bake the cake during Christmas added to the insanity of the holiday. So, for some reason I still can’t figure out, I thought it would be less frantic in July. And, I still can’t figure out how I can be so wrong so often.

You can find my popular essay about this yearly undertaking in my book, available here.

A Short Sunday Read: Kicking Your Bucket List #Goforit

If you are ever feeling like you are afraid to go for something that you have always wanted to do, you can just remind yourself of me in this crazy situation and you will never feel afraid, or bad about yourself again! I hope it gives you a little laugh-it has me! From my January column in B-Metro Magazine: Photo: Billy Brown

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A Picture Perfect Christmas Card!

For Everyone that is feeling just like me: I am sure that everybody is relaxing this Sunday afternoon, with your house and tree completely decorated and all your shopping done, and your gifts all beautifully wrapped, and your twenty dozen cookies are baked and delivered and you’ve finished your work-out and showered and your hair is fixed and your perfume is on and your wearing your sexy silk evening gown, and sipping some fine wine while you are lying on the sofa by the firelistening to some Christmas jazz with dinner simmering on the stove (a little something you whipped up from Southern Living), and you have nothing left to do and so you’re beginning to feel a little bored; May I suggest you settle in to read my column in this month’s B-Metro: The Magazine of Metro Birmingham Living ? Hahahahaha! http://b-metro.com/a-picture-perfect-holiday/31376/

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Photos: Billy Brown

Keeping Up Appearances #Comeandgetit!

Just in time for Thanksgiving and the Christmas holidays ~ here is my column in this month’s B-Metro Magazine.

FYI: That apron is now available at my store! It makes the perfect gift for the dish that doesn’t like to cook, but still likes the dressing 😉 To order and browse the other items with the same image/message just click here!  #comeandgetit! #idontcookandidontcare ~ Sunny xo

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